

Seal SpoonIts not a great big deal That Im pointing a spoon at a seal On a Sunday afternoon At the zooSeal Spoon
The spoon is stainless steel And its so very smooth to feel When the sunlight hits it It reflects
The reflecting light shines Into the seals eye and it whines Mom always yells at me When Im home


Tow truck driverTow truck driver Tow truck driver Can you tow my elbows away? I am so very tired of my arms bending I just want them to be straightTow truck driver
Tow truck driver Tow truck driver Why are you not coming this way? Are you scared that I might ask you to tow my knees? I would not ask that of you
Tow truck driver Tow truck driver Why are you doing this to me? My mood has changed and I have gone to the dark side
I will find out where you live
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I have the most revolting belly right now. Yesterday when I was cooking I drained some potatoes and some boiling water splashed out and burnt it. A big blister with yellow liquid formed (dead cells & stuff, I looked it up) I tried not to pop it but it did anyway and then some fluff from my tshirt got stuck on it and when I fiddled about trying to remove that the skin came off. So now I have a patch of raw skin. I hope it will get infected!
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I'd like to give you a call, maybe around 8 uk time?
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I am currently watching the first season of "Heroes". My sister and brother-in-law bought me it a couple of years ago for Christmas. It has taken me all this time to watch it, probably because I am a snob when it comes to super heroes. I thank alternative and underground comics for this. So far "Heroes" is not bad. I think it was a lot better then the last Batman movie. That was a real bore.
Right now I am hiding in the basement and drinking my fourth beer. My parents always get concerned/upset when I drink more then three beers. I figure that I can drink four beers since my father has drunk three Martinis and one beer. Martinis are a lot stronger then beer. They will just tell me that I am medicated and that I am not supposed to have any alcohol. I just feel like going to sleep. What is wrong with that?
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